frightened:

if you think rap lyrics are graphic today the poet catullus had everyone bested in the 1st century bc holy fuck:

(Source: Wikipedia)

frightened:

if you think rap lyrics are graphic today the poet catullus had everyone bested in the 1st century bc holy fuck:

(Source: Wikipedia)

hypothestacey:

ET TU BRUTE???

scrypturient:

dontbeafraidbealive:

the-fence-is-waiting:

kenway:

oedipus came out of his mom once

he also came in his mom once

This is terrible.

#oedipus was the first motherfucker

OH MY GOD

newsiesforever-secondtonone:

Okay so today in Chemistry this kid Roman was walking across the room to get something and he tripped and this one girl immediately shouts “THE EMPIRE HAS FALLEN” and i cried

(Source: crutchie-morris)

pinkisthenewscarlet:

i-spooky-like-fedex:

skellagirl:

parallelsea:

October

OCTOber

it’s the 8th month

I cracked the code

October is the 10th month though

It was originally the 8th month but then Julius fucking Caesar decided to add in July and August after himself and his nephew Augustus

we should totally just stab caesar

(Source: parallelseaarchive)

okay I must go to bed now

the conundrum of Homestuck will be solved cras

input would be appreciated

coleytangerina:

Some graffiti found in Pompeii’s ruins: 

• Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
• Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates.
• I screwed the barmaid.
• Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here.
• I screwed a lot of girls here.
• Sollemnes, you screw well!
• Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog.

Nice to see nothing has changed.

(Source: creepyabandonedplaces)

peppermimint:

mimjuana-mcdippingsauce:

grabbidyballs:

zimiestef:

musical-robots:

sociopathictimelord:

kimiarty:

steamship-lollipop:

prodigiousfeldspar:

fatsuya-suou:

rizafujizare:

roman

Roman feet muthafucka feasts and orgies

egyptian master race reporting in

I HAVE GREEK FEETS YES

one groovy Egyptian 

Apparently I have Greek feet.

roman :3

Greek

Greek! Valentina has stubby little roman feet teehee

sweet. Egyptian 

Greek.

Yes, this is good.

Rooomaaan :D

(Source: necrogames)

captclockwork:

sociolab:

coffeeandklonopin:

carpe diem - seize the day

carpe noctem - seize the night

carpe natibus - seize the ass

#no #natibus is the dative plural #meaning there are multiple asses that are indirect objects #if you were being given multiple asses this would be correct#but since you want to seize one ass you need to use the accusative #so you should say ‘carpe natem’ #and that has been a brief latin nerd post about butt(s)

but I want to seize all the butts

(Source: caffeineandcartridges)